Carrie's Diary: "Are we getting wiser, or
just older?"
Just when things were
looking lively for Miranda, her new date Will fails to
show up for three hours. Determined to fight back against
the injustice of this "illegal dumping," she
calls Will's home number and finds out that he is never
going to show up -- he died last night. Stunned, Miranda
agrees to pay her respects at the wake where she finds
a very cute, but very dead Will. But all hope is not lost.
At the wake, Miranda hits it off with Jim, one of Carrie's
ex-boyfriends from years past. Carrie warns her that he's
a jerk, but Miranda agrees to meet him for a date anyway,
only to find out for herself that he really is a jerk.
Carrie teaches a seminar about meeting men to a packed
crowd of incredibly cynical and frustrated New York women.
After a few pointed questions from the audience ("Have
you ever been married?"), the class realizes Carrie
may have written a lot about men and relationships, but
she's still as clueless as the rest of them. Charlotte
and Trey work on bringing "Schooner" and "Rebecca"
into the harbor, but the wind never gets going. Over brunch
the next morning, Charlotte tells the girls about her
problems, and Samantha dishes out some raw sex advice
which Charlotte finds offensive, but secretly useful.
Meanwhile, while shopping for pashmina, Samantha finds
her sexy, feisty clone, Claire Anne. They go out for a
drink and meet two cute guys, but Claire Anne takes the
sexual forwardness too far even for Samantha when she
crawls under the table to get busy with one of the men.
Meanwhile, on Samantha's advice, Charlotte makes herself
more sexy for Trey by wearing revealing lingerie and touching
herself -- it works! And for her second class, Carrie
finds most of her students have dropped out. Instead of
lecturing them, she decides to hit the bars and give them
some real experience in the field.
