"Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly
twice, shame on me." -Samantha
Carrie and Jack's relationship is moving along perfectly.
Their first few dates are nearly flawless, and are filled
with steamy displays of public affection. Unfortunately,
after a night of "quiet sex," Carrie discovers
that the passion the two share doesn't translate to
the bedroom.
Meanwhile, when Samantha introduces the girls to a
"raw foods" restaurant, she discovers that
she wants something that's not on the menu... a date
with the hot waiter. Unfortunately, Samantha isn't the
only woman interested in the staff. Later in the week,
Sam returns to the restaurant, determined to be the
last one there at the end of the night, allowing her
to take the waiter home for dessert. After many hours
(and four courses of uncooked food), Samantha finally
gets her man and soon finds out that he was worth both
the wait and the wheatgrass.
Hoping to fill the Steve-sized hole in her life, Miranda
finds a new love, TiVO. Miranda's relationship luck
remains consistent (consistently bad), as Magda accidentally
breaks the device, leaving Miranda alone once again.
Repeated attempts to fix the TiVO fail, until Steve
steps in and works his magic, repairing the box while
simultaneously making Miranda's feelings for him even
more clear.
Having decided that Harry is indeed her ideal man,
Charlotte announces that she is going to convert to
Judaism. The conversion is easier said than done, however,
as Charlotte's attempts to meet with a rabbi are repeatedly
rebuffed. Harry explains that the rejections are standard,
since the church wants to ensure that any "applicants"
are serious. Charlotte sets out to prove herself, but
winds up crashing Shabbos at the rabbi's house. He forgives
the intrusion, and invites Charlotte to observe.
Carrie and Berger's love life continues to be "quiet."
The frustration between the two is palpable, and they
eventually turn to alcohol to lessen the tension. Unfortunately,
the drinks lead to unconciousness, rather than elevated
passion. The next morning, Berger and Carrie finally
admit that they have a problem, and after trying some
makeshift voodoo (including salt tossing and shoe modelling),
the two finally manage to click in bed.
- from HBO.com
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